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‘Fluent in sarcasm’
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‘Looking for my partner in crime’
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‘I’m a typical Gemini (or any zodiac sign)’
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‘Swipe left if…’
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‘Not into drama’….(you are definitely into drama)
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‘We can tell people we met at the grocery store’
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‘Please be able to hold a conversation’
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‘Looking to settle down but not to settle’
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‘I love having fun’…oh, this won’t work. I hate fun.
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Any quote ever by Audrey Hepburn or Marylin Monroe…like ever.
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‘Swipe left if you’re not at least X feet tall’
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‘Sapiosexual’ –unless you masterbate to Steven Hawking, STFU.
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*Inspirational quote*….that you definitely do not emulate.
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“I’m looking for someone who doesn’t take themselves so seriously”
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‘Can’t believe I’m on this app but here goes…’
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‘The Oxford Comma’
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‘Witty banter’
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*Emoji sequence that makes no f*cking sense whatsoever*
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‘I have a serious case of wanderlust’
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‘Please be *insert some charming quality you want a partner to be but (most likely) do not possess yourself*’
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‘Love going out or staying in!’ (is there any other f*cking option?)
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‘I have my shit together and you should too’
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